.: Really?!? :.

Oh Blago, your tragedy leads to much comedy. Amy Poehler and Seth Meyer are a couple of the best things to happen on SNL.

.: Santa's Gmail :.

.: I Loves Me Some Princess Bride :.

.: Um..Call Me? :.

Remember that awkward scene in "Swingers" when the main character is leaving a series of embarrasing messages?

This is the reason I never give out my phone number in bars. Ever. I'll never make it on the dating scene.

Listen to it all the way through. Yes, it hurts but in the end it will be ok.

Blame swingchickie and her boyfriend for that matter...