Road Report - Cowtown Jamboree in OmaHOT, NebrASSka

4 September

14:45 -Roxy is in my head uh-huh-ing at teh same random times during the Avril Lavigne CD that she'd found in the rental car. Left on time at 1200. No cows sighted. However, BIG bales of hat are all along the highway. Capt. note: Avril is PUNK ROCK!

15:07 - The nothingness is alarming. This is IOWA. Still no cows. An abundance of corn. Passed old Chevy Impala and a hearse. I think that there is a conspiracy to make my bladder burst. Nav. note: at sudden breaks- "thanks for the bladder check, you fucking whore."

15:37 - Still nothing of note. No cows. So bloody boring. Looked at Roxy's photo album. Nav.note: missing naughty photos. Nothing in the horizon. Entering construction zone on wrong side of the road.

16:30 -Dreamt of Madonna. Nav. note: yeah well, i fell asleep for most of the Madonna's Greatest Hits CD.

17:00 - Saw Barbie's horse Dallas. Pink's much more PUNK ROCK! than Avril... STILL NO COWS!!

17:12 - FIRST COW SIGHTING!!! A plethora of cattle!!! HEY COW!!!

17:19 - More cows...even more cows on a hillside even...

17:38 - More cows, less than before.. in a valley... many were sleeping... probably napping after dinner.

17:38 - Cattle on the right, cattle on the left. They're EVERYWHERE!!

18:00 - ANTI SOCIAL COW CLUB - they were all over the horizon - but NO WHERE near each other.

19:08 - Discovered far away cows.. almost thought they were buffalo. Overtaken buy Iowa taxicab (!?!)

19:19 - COW SIGHTING! on Foo Fighters CD burninated by Sean THE MAN - "All the Cows"

19:27 - Cows SOOO close and Dave Grohl is PUNK ROCK!!

19:38 - Two cows on a hot date. Capt. note: "making milkshakes." Nav. note: this must have been soon after the point where Rox loses her A material. Appreciation of Dave Grohl and Foo Fighters up 100%!

19:46 - Horsies sighted!! Contrary to popular belief, horses apparently DON'T go home teh same time the cows do.

19:48 - "Love thy brother, muthafucker!" - Dave Grohl

19:53 - Cows - ya know...

19:56 - All Black cows - segregation!?!

5 September

11:18 - Rockin out w/ old passenger guy in blue pickup truck to Blondie!!! Off to Dan and Tiffs Ariels class. breakfast with Casey's Dad and Sadie.

17:30 - "This is where you find out who's wearing bras." --Alan "Artemis" Parsons, during Peter Storm's Jazz Routine Class

18:10 - Cow Sighting! in song used in Peter Storm's Jazz Routine Class

7 September

I've been a butt most of the weekend, participating in only one or two classes each day of these three days. Good stuff tho, seriously. At least the stuff I *am* learning. Interesting ideas from Lisa Wade. (truth in dancing) and cool new moves from Evin, Andrew, and Peter.

Faboo dances - got in all these great dances in with great dancers - most hadn't had the chance to dance with before x. the Boys from CO. OHohOH.. great beer bottle swapping dance with Mikey...*sigh* good memories of the MN boys.

Best home stay EVER at Spacey Casey's. Her family was just AMAZINGLY generous and thoughtful.

Oh btw I won second place in a Jack&Jill - finally!! ooo..and had the best fun ever in a Strictly...

8 September

3:30 - Village Chalet. Rox had the Weinerschitzel, me, I had the best grilled ham and cheese sammich ever... the bread, rye, PERFECT!..ooo and fried mushrooms!!

4:36 - AAAUUuuuuuuGH ACK!! AUUuuuuuuuhghghghggh...YUK! nothing happened NOTHING!

6:28 - cow snout spotted

6:30 - Jesus Saves spotted

6:36 - Adult Video Store spotted

6:38 - Lady bug mutilated by Roxy. set free but probably killed by Tessa. Nothing personal.